implicity

i gave my mailing machine a name: mercury, because it has a mercurial temperament.
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first comment spam!
if you're looking for some guaranteed easy money you should try investing in timber, apparently.
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"human decisions are becoming increasingly random as a result of desire"
something someone once said to me.
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further crime against nature: mayonnaise in a cheese and ham sandwich.
a few years ago they didn't even have mayonnaise in chip shops and now they're even putting it on kebabs.